Quote of the day from Part-time dad.
PT dad :'I can't find my earing'
Me:'where did you last have it?'
PT "I put it in my pocket before I took a shit in the bush, or in the cab on the way home'
Hmmmm where does one start?
Is it necessary to take earings off before evacuating your bowels?
Did he in fact shit in the cab?
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