Another thing I remember from today's meeting was something hillarious the head teacher said. She was talking about her time at an inner city school teaching a reception class
"It was St. Davids day and all the little girls and boys were given a dafodill. Well at some point that day a child was found sticking a dafodill up anothers bum. To a child there just orifaces you see"
I, mouth open burst into hysterics picturing this fruity kid on all fours shorts down with a daff poking out of his rectum!
No one else in the room raised an eyebrow they all just tutted in agreement. How can u not laugh at that!
In other news, I caught summer trying to egg the boy next door on to jump out of his bedroom window. She failed.