Translation of Summer's school report:
Summer has settled in well at school and is usually a happy member of the class.
Read: Summer doesnt miss you at school and often has a strop on.
She has a few close friends but there are somtimes tensions between them.
Read: Summer argues with her friends and gets pissed off if they dont do what she says.
She enjoys self initiated activities
Read: summer does what the fuck she wants to do
And likes to use role play and putting on puppet shows.
Read: show me on the puppet where Summer touched you class
Summer requires adult support to complete directed activities
Read: we got to watch her like a hawk
Summer is very strong a recognising shape, space and measures
Read: Summer knows ,solids and ounces (part - time dad skill)
In other news I had a friend round last night and we played the quiet game. Summer laid out the rules : no one talks or they get punched in their big vaginas.