Cock Blocking: definition: to purposfully block sexual relations from happening between 2 other people.
Summer has been a cock blocker from an early age. As a toddler she would physically pull part time dad and me apart if we dared to have a kiss and cuddle on the couch. Once ripped apart she would then jump on me and stick her tongue down my throat whilst giving PT dad a look of "yeah thats right I got your woman fool"
In the middle of the night Summer would climb into our bed and kick and kick until PT dad got out and slept on the sofa.
This is the way it has been for sometime. PT dad has babstation on the couch and i have a king size bed and havent had to shave or wax since 2008.
There are rare occasions of romance. Early in the morning or during one of Summer's midday naps. One such time a few years back springs to mind when PT dad and I snuck upstairs for a quickie whilst she was asleep downstairs. Things were going swimingly when...
'Why is mummy moaning?' 'Why are you both shaking?'
Damn she's in here! And PT dad is literally in too. We were so close. Stay strong PT dad, stay still, covered and strong.
'Your mums ill and I'm looking after her, why dont you make her a card'
Clever PT dad, ok we have 5 mins max,go go go!
'Mum my pens are all dry' i know the feeling!
"Summer watch some TV?"
"No" she is sat on the floor with the cat, PT dad is close to tears
"Go and play in the garden"
'No'
Damn she is staying put.. What can I say to get her out and give us some time
"Summer why dont you shower the cat?"
I know this is low, but its something she has always wanted to do.
Her eyes light up and she dashes into the bathroom.
It gave us the time we needed, but the sound of Summer being mauled to death by the cat was a little off putting.
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